I’m breaking my temporary and busyness-induced blog hiatus for the sole purpose of ensuring my eternal Internet fame and glory.
I’m doing it by introducing an Internet meme that is so true and right it has no choice but to become viral: Maslow, used as a verb:
Maslow, verb; To substitute a planned activity for one more basic on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. I Maslowed my homework last night to take a nap.